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Funky Cold Medina

In the style of

Tone L?c

Lyrics

alright dig it

go coolin' at a bar
and i'm lookin' for
some action
but like
mick jagger said
i can't get
no satisfaction

the girls are
all around
but none of them
wanna get with me
my threads are fresh
and i'm lookin' deaf
yo what's up with l-o-c

the girls is all jockin'
at the other end
of the bar
havin' a drink with
some no-name chump
when they know
that i'm the star

so i got up and
strolled over
to the other side
of the cantina
i asked the guy
why are you so fly
he said
funky cold medina

funky cold medina

this brother
told me a secret
on how to get
more chicks

put a little medina
in your glass
and the girls'll
come real quick

it's better than
any alcohol
or aphrodisiac
a couple of sips
of this love potion
and she'll be
on your lap

so i gave some
to my dog
when he began to beg
then he licked
his bowl
and he looked at me
and did the wild thing
on my leg

he used to scratch
and bite me
before he was
much much meaner

but now
all the poodles
run to my house
for the
funky cold medina

you know
what i'm sayin'
i got every dog
in my neighborhood
breakin' down
my door

i got spuds mckenzie
alex from strohs
they won't leave
my dog alone
with that medina pal

i went up to this girl
she said
hi my name is sheena
i thought
she'd be good to go
with a little
funky cold medina

she said
i'd like a drink
i said hum
ok i'll go and get it

and then
a couple of sips
she'd go and
lick the lips
and i knew that
she was willin'

so i took her
to my crib
everything went
well as planned

but when she
got undressed
it was a big ol' mess
'cause sheena
was a man

so i threw him out
i don't fool around
with no
oscar mayer weiner

you must be sure
that the girl is pure
for the
funky cold medina

ya know
ain't no plans
with a man
this is the eighties
and i'm down
with the ladies

break it down

hah hah
hah hah
hah hah
hah hah
hah hah
hah hah

back in the saddle
lookin' for
a little affection
i took a shot
as a contestant on
the love connection

the audience voted
and ya know
they picked a winner
i took my date
to the hilton
for medina
and some dinner

she had a few drinks
i'm thinkin' soon
what i'll be gettin'
instead she started
talkin' 'bout plans
for our weddin'

i said wait
slow down love
not so fast
i'll be seeing ya

that's why i found
ya don't play around
with the
funky cold medina

ya know what i'm sayin'
that medina's
a monster y'all
funky cold medina

Details

• Duration : 4:05
• Key : G
• Genre : R&B/Hip-Hop
• Year released : 1989
• Language : English

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