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800 Pound Jesus
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i saw a garage sale
pulled up in the yard
found a
statue of jesus
it was eight feet tall
he held out his arms
and he seemed
all alone
so i loaded him up
and i drove him home
out by my driveway
he looks
down the street
with long hair
and sandals
made of rebar
and concrete
i painted him white
with a long
purple robe
he's a rock of ages
on our gravel road
he's an
eight hundred pound
jesus
standin' taller
than a tree
he's an
eight hundred pound
jesus
a bigger man
than you or me
i thought
losin' my job
was the end
of the world
till my best pal
ran off
with my best girl
i felt suicidal
with no real friends
so i walked outside
with a rope in my hand
out by that statue
there's a big oak tree
so i stood
on his shoulders
and i counted
to three
i had every intention
of buyin' the farm
but when i jumped off
he caught me
in his arms
he's an
eight hundred pound
jesus
standin' taller
than a tree
he's an
eight hundred pound
jesus
a bigger man
than you or me
i wanted to return
the favor to him
'cause i never had
a more solid friend
so i planted
some flowers
all around his feet
and i bought him
a flock
of ceramic sheep
he's an
eight hundred pound
jesus
standin' taller
than a tree
he's an
eight hundred pound
jesus
a bigger man
than you or me
he's a bigger man
than you or me
Details
- Duration : 2:51
- Key : D
- Genre : Country
- Year released : 2000
- Language : English
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