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Detachable P#n#s

In the style of

King Missile

Lyrics

i woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my penis
was missing again

this happens
all the time
it's detachable

this comes in handy
a lot of the time
i can leave it home
when i think it's

going to get me
in trouble
or i can rent it out
when i don't need it

but now and then
i go to a party
get drunk
and the next morning

i can't
for the life of me
remember
what i did with it

first i looked around
my apartment
and i couldn't find it
so i called up

the place
where the party was
they hadn't seen it
either

i asked them to check
the medicine cabinet
'cause

for some reason
i leave it there
sometimes but
not this time

so i told them
if it pops up
to let me know

i called a few people
who were at the party
but they were no help
either

i was starting
to get desperate
i really don't like
being without my penis
for too long

it makes me feel like
less of a man and
i really hate
having to sit down
every time i take a leak

after a few hours of
searching the house
and calling everyone
i could think of

i was starting to get
very depressed so
i went to the kiev
and ate breakfast

then as i walked down
second avenue
towards
st. mark's place where
all those people
sell used books
and other junk
on the street

i saw my penis
lying on a blanket
next to
a broken toaster oven
some guy was
selling it
i had to buy it off him

he wanted
twenty-two bucks
but i talked him down
to seventeen

i took it home
washed it off
and put it back on
i was happy again
complete

people sometimes
tell me
i should get it
permanently attached
but i don't know

even though
sometimes
it's a pain in the a##
i like having
a detachable penis

Details

• Duration : 3:33
• Key : C#m
• Genre : Specialty
• Year released : 1992
• Language : English

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