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99 Problems

In the style of

Jay-Z

Lyrics

if you havin'
girl problems
i feel bad
for you son
i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one

i've got the
rap patrol
on the gat patrol
foes that wanna
make sure
my casket's closed

rap critics that say
he's money cash ho's
i'm from
the hood stupid
what type of facts
are those

if you grew up
with holes
in your zapatos
you'd celebrate
the minute
you was havin' dough

i'm like f### critics
you can kiss
my whole a$$####
if you don't like
my lyrics
you can press
fast forward

got beef with radio
if i don't play
they show
they don't play my hits
well i don't
give a s### so

rap mags try and
use my black a$$
so advertisers can
give 'em more cash
for ads f######

i don't know what
you take me as
or understand
the intelligence
that jay-z has i'm from

rags to riches n#####
i ain't dumb
i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one

if you havin'
girl problems
i feel bad
for you son
i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one

the year is '94
in my trunk is raw
in my
rearview mirror is
the m###########' law
i got two choices y'all
pull over the car or

bounce on
the devil
put the pedal
to the floor

now i ain't
tryin' to see
no highway chase
with jake
plus i got
a few dollars
i could fight the case
so i

pull over to the side
of the road i heard
'cause i'm young and
i'm black and
my hat's real low
well do i look like
a mind reader sir
i don't know

am i under arrest
or should i guess
some more
i ain't steppin'
outta s###
all my papers legit

well my
glove compartment
is locked so is
the trunk in the back
and i know my rights
so you gon' need
a warrant for that
ha hah

tah i ain't
passed the bar but
i know a little bit
enough that
you won't illegally
search my s###

i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me

ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
if you havin'
girl problems
i feel bad
for you son

i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
ah ah
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one

if you havin'
girl problems
i feel bad
for you son
i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one

now once upon a time
not too long ago
a n#### like myself
had to strong-arm
a ho

this is not a ho
in the sense
of havin' a p####
but a p#### havin'
no god#### sense
try and push me

i try to ignore 'em
talk to the lord
pray for 'em
but some fools
just love to perform

you know the type
loud as a motorbike
but wouldn't
bust a grape
in a fruit fight

and only thing
that's gon' happen
is i'm gon'
get to clappin' and
he and his boys gon'
be yappin'
to the captain

and there i go
trapped in
the kit-kat again
back through
the system with
the riffraff again

fiends on the floor
scratchin' again
paparazzis with
their cameras
snappin' them

d.a. try to give
a n#### shaft again
half a mil' for bail
'cause i'm african
all because the fool
was harassin' them
tryin' to play the boy
like he's saccharin

but ain't
nothin' sweet 'bout
how i hold my gun
i've got
ninety-nine problems
bein' a bitch ain't one
hit me

ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
if you havin'
girl problems
i feel bad
for you son

i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me

ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
if you havin'
girl problems
i feel bad
for you son

i've got
ninety-nine problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
ah ah
havin' girl problems
i feel bad
for you son

i've got
ninety-nine problems
and a bitch ain't one
hah hah
you crazy
for this one rick
it's your boy

Details

Duration : 3:56
Key : E
Genre : R&B/Hip-Hop
Year released : 2004
Language : English

99 Problems

Jay-Z

Lyrics

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