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Pencil Neck Geek

In the style of

Freddie Blassie

Lyrics

back when i was a kid
life was going swell
till something
happened
blew everything
to hell

that night my daddy
stumbled in
all pale and weak
said a woman
up the block
just gave birth
to a geek

mom said
sell it to the circus
what the heck
dad said nope
this one's
a pencil-neck

and if there's
one thing lower than
a sideshow freak
it's a grit-eatin'
scum-suckin'
pencil-neck geek

you see
if you take a pencil
that won't hold lead
looks like
a pipe cleaner
attached to a head

add a buggy-whip body
with a brain
that leaks
you got yourself
a grit-eatin'
pencil-neck geek

pencil-neck geek
grit-eatin' freak
scum-suckin' peahead
with a lousy physique

he's a one-man
no-good
losing streak
nothin' but a
pencil-neck geek

soon the geeks
were poppin' up
all over town
you couldn't
hardly sneeze
without knockin'
one down

after a nice
juicy steak
if ya need a toothpick
just reach for a geek
they'll do the trick

one day we cut one up
for fishbait
learned our lesson
just a little bit late

soon as the geek
hit the drink
the water turned red
next day sure enough
all the fish were dead

pencil-neck geek
grit-eatin' freak
scum-suckin' peahead
with a lousy physique

he's a one-man
no-good
losing streak
nothing but a
pencil-neck geek

most any night
you know where
i can be found
yeah stompin' some
geek's head
into the ground

so keep the faith
'cause in blassie
you can trust
i won't give up
till the last geek
bites the dust

pencil-neck geek
grit-eatin' freak
scum-suckin' peahead
with a lousy physique

he's a one-man
no-good
losing streak
nothin' but a
pencil-neck geek

they say these geeks
come a dime a dozen
i'm lookin' for the guy
who's supplyin'
the dimes

it's gonna be
real hard payin'
for all of these
grit-eating
scum-suckin'
boot-lickin'
drop kickin'

gut-grindin'
nail-bitin'
glue-sniffin'
scab-pickin'

butt-scratchin'
egg-hatchin'
sleazy smelly
peppered belly
dirty lousy
rotten stinkin' freaks
nothin' but a
pencil-neck geek

Details

  • Duration : 3:27
  • Key : Am
  • Genre : Specialty
  • Year released : 1976
  • Language : English

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