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The Humpty Dance

In the style of

Digital Underground

Lyrics

alright stop
what you're doin'
'cause i'm about to
ruin the image
and the style
that you're used to
i look funny

but yo
i'm makin' money see
so yo world
i hope you're
ready for me
now gather 'round

i'm the new fool
in town
and my sound's
laid down
by the underground

i'll drink up all
your hennesy
you got on your shelf
so just let me
introduce myself
my name is humpty
pronounced
with the umpty

yo ladies
oh how i like to
funk thee
and all the rappers
in the top ten
please allow me
to bump thee

i'm steppin' tall y'all
and just like
humpty dumpty
you're gonna fall
when the stereos
pump me

i like to rhyme
i like my beats funky
i'm spunky
i like my
oatmeal lumpy
i'm sick with this

straight
gangster mac
but sometimes
i get ridiculous
i'll eat up
all your crackers
and your licorice

oh yo fat girl
come here
are you ticklish
yeah i called ya fat
look at me i'm skinny
it never stopped me
from gettin' busy
i'm a freak

i like the girls
with the boom
i once got busy in a
burger king bathroom
i'm crazy
allow me
to amaze thee

they say i'm ugly
but it just
don't faze me
i'm still gettin' in
the girls' pants
and i even got
my own dance

the humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump
come on uh well
do the humpty hump
come on and
do the humpty hump

check me out y'all
well
do the humpty hump
just watch me
do the humpty hump
yeah

well do you know
what i'm doin' doin'
the humpty hump
come on uh
do the humpty hump
ha ha
do the humpty hump

people say yo humpty
you're really
funny lookin'
that's alright
'cause i get
things cookin'

you stare you glare
you constantly
try to compare me
but you can't
get near me

i'm givin' more see
and on the floor be
all the girls
they adore me

oh yes ladies
i'm really bein' sincere
'cause in the s####-n###
my humpty nose will
tickle your rear
my nose is big

uh uh i'm not ashamed
thick like a pickle
i'm still gettin' paid
i get laid by the ladies
you know i'm in charge
both how i'm livin'
and my nose is large
i get stupid

i shoot an arrow
like cupid
i'll use a word that
don't mean nothin'
like looptid
i sang on
do what you like

and if you missed it
i'm the one who said
just grab 'em
in the biscuits

i also told you
that i like to bite
well yeah
i guess it's obvious
i also like to write

all you have to do
is give humpty
a chance
and now i'm gonna
do my dance

the humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump
come on yeah
sexy lady
come on uh
do the humpty hump

sexy baby
everybody
come on and
do the humpty hump
uh

do you know
what we're doin'
we're doin'
the humpty hump
y'all uh
do the humpty hump
watch me
do the humpty hump

ah yeah
that's the break y'all
lay on that
bass groove
right here
a doo reah doo reh
doo reah doo reh

ah yeah
now that i told y'all
a little bit
about myself
let me tell ya
a little bit
about this dance

it's real easy to do
check it out
first i limp to the side
like my legs
was broken
shakin' and twitchin'
kinda like
i was smokin'

crazy wack funky
people say
you look like
m.c. hammer on crack
humpty
that's alright 'cause
my body's in motion

it's supposed
to look like a fit
or a convulsion
anyone can
play this game

this is my dance y'all
humpty hump's
my name
no two people
will do it the same
you got it down

when you appear
to be in pain
humpin' funkin' jumpin'

dig around
shakin' your rump
and when the
doodle chump pump
points a finger
like a stump
tell him step off
i'm doin' the hump

dance
here's your chance
to do the hump
everybody uh
a-do the humpty hump
come on and
do the humpty hump

sexy lady uh
do the humpty hump
doin' doin' i'm doin'
we're doin'
the humpty hump
y'all uh

watch me do
the humpty hump uh
a-do the humpty hump
check it out
black people
do the humpty hump
a-do the humpty hump

come on white people
a-do the humpty hump
do the humpty hump
puerto ricans
a-do the humpty hump
just keep on
doin' the hump

samoans
a-do the humpty hump
do the do the
humpty hump
ah yeah

let's get stupid
aw do the humpty hump
a-do the humpty hump
aw do the humpty hump
a-do the humpty hump

aw do the humpty hump
a-do the humpty hump
aw do the humpty hump
a-do the humpty hump

Details

• Duration : 4:49
• Key : Eb
• Genre : R&B/Hip-Hop
• Year released : 1990
• Language : English

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