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How Do You Milk A Cow

In the style of

Cledus T. Judd

Lyrics

yeah i was always
the lazy one
a southern
californian

but i've got
some kinfolk
on the
mason-dixon line

so this summer
just for fun
hopped in my delorean
and headed for
my uncle's farm

for a short time
i thought that
i would be huntin'
and fishin'
i misunderstood him
somehow

so far there's nothin'
but chores here
to mention
i didn't mind
feedin' the sows
but how do you
milk a cow

how do you milk a cow
i wasn't in ffa
this cow
must think i'm crazy
up under it this way

i'm sittin' here a-pullin'
but there ain't
nothin' comin' out
oh me-i-ee-i-oh
how do you milk a cow

yeah i love it here
in tennessee
but these farmers
all make fun of me
can't haul much hay
in a tiny sports car

so i got myself
a four-wheel drive
learned to spotlight
deer at night
and i got
shearin' sheep
right down to an art

one thing's for sure
i hate
shovelin' manure
it gets all over
my overalls

them horses
need shoein'
i hear bessie mooin'
so i thought
maybe i'd ask you all
how do you milk a cow

how do you milk a cow
i think it's safe to say
a man could
get arrested
for this in l.a.

this heifer
must be empty
'cause she ain't
puttin' out
oh me-i-ee-i-oh
tell me
how do you milk a cow

this song
is absolutely
an udder disaster
i hope i don't get
mad cow disease

how do you milk a cow
i no longer care
i'm gettin'
sick and tired
of smellin' derriere

i'm headin' back to cali
and i'm turnin' in
my plow
oh me-i-ee-i-oh
how do you milk a cow

Details

  • Duration : 3:04
  • Key : C
  • Genre : Specialty
  • Year released : 2000
  • Language : English

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