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Honky Tonk World

In the style of

Chris LeDoux

Lyrics

well there used
to be a time
when candle light
and wine

was all that a
woman would need
and man you'd
be a winner

if you took her
out to dinner
or a movie she'd been
wantin' to see

but the world
has turned
and it's time you
learned

that the old ain't
a-workin' no more
yeah the rules
have changed

and it's a brand
new game
and buddy if you
want to score

you gotta get
off the couch
get outta the
house 'long

about friday night
shine up your boots
polish up
your moves

if you wanna keep
her satisfied
you know a little
bump and grind

will do it every time
if you wanna keep
your little girl

but you don't
stand a chance
'less you take her
out and dance

'cause we're livin' in
a honky tonk world

well sooner or later
all you couch potatos
well you're gonna
be the lonely ones

and if you want
good lovin'
then you gotta
keep up and

you better know
your
brooks from your
dunns

yeah don't even think
that your englebert
humperdink record's
gonna turn her on

'cause mister you can bet
if you don't know the steps
well you're gonna
get left at home

you gotta get
off the couch
get outta the house
'long about friday night

shine up your boots
polish up your moves
if you wanna keep
her satisfied

you know a little
bump and grind
will do it every time

if you wanna keep
your little girl
but you don't
stand a chance

'less you take her
out and dance
'cause we're livin' in
a honky tonk world

now if you were
a cro-magnon
you'd be a-draggin'
them women

by the hair to
your cave
you'd get down
on your knees

recitin' those
soliloqueys
back in romeo's
day

yeah and you'd
be kinda nifty
if we were in
the fifties

and you had a cool
car to drive
but we're livin' in
the nineties

so you better
shake your hiney
or you're gonna
get left behind

you gotta get
off the couch
get outta the
house 'long

about friday night
shine up your boots
polish up your moves

if you wanna keep
her satisfied
you know a little
bump and grind

will do it every time
if you wanna keep
your little girl

but you don't
stand a chance
'less you take her
out and dance

'cause we're livin' in a
honky tonk world
no you don't
stand a chance

'less you take her
out and dance
'cause we're livin' in a
honky tonk world
honky tonk

Details

  • Duration : 3:07
  • Key : E
  • Genre : Country
  • Year released : 1994
  • Language : English

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