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If I Had $1000000

In the style of

Barenaked Ladies

Lyrics

if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars

well i'd buy you
a house
i would buy you
a house
and if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars

buy you furniture
for your house
maybe a
nice chesterfield
or an ottoman

and if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars
well i'd buy you a k-car
a nice reliant
automobile

and if i had
a million dollars
i'd buy your love
if i had
a million dollars
i'd build a tree fort
in our yard

if i had
a million dollars
you could help
it wouldn't
be that hard
if i had
a million dollars

maybe we can put
a little tiny fridge
in there somewhere
you know we could
just go up there and
and hang out

like open the fridge
and stuff and
there all would be
foods laid out for us
like little
prewrapped sausages
and things

mm they have
prewrapped sausages
but they don't have
prewrapped bacon
well can you blame 'em
ah yeah

if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars

well i'd buy you
a fur coat
but not a
real fur coat
that's cruel

and if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars
well i'd buy you
an exotic pet
yep like a llama
or an emu

and if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars

well i'd buy you
john merrick's
remains
ooh all them crazy
elephant bones

and if i had
a million dollars
i'd buy your love
if i had
a million dollars
we wouldn't have to
walk to the store

if i had
a million dollars
we'd take a limousine
'cause it costs more
if i had
a million dollars

we wouldn't have to
eat kraft dinner
but we would
eat kraft dinner
of course we would
we'd just eat more

and buy really
expensive ketchups
with it
that's right
all the fanciest
dijon ketchup
mm mm hmm

if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars

well i'd buy you
a green dress
but not a
real green dress
that's cruel

and if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars
well i'd buy you
some art
a picasso
or a garfunkel

if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars
well i'd buy you
a monkey
haven't you always
wanted a monkey

if i had
a million dollars
i'd buy your love
if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars

if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars
if i had
a million dollars
i'd be rich

Details

  • Duration : 4:25
  • Key : A
  • Genre : Pop
  • Year released : 1992
  • Language : English

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