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Jim And Jack And Hank

In the style of

Alan Jackson

Lyrics

hey you were standing
by the screen door slamming

rather clear
what’s taking place

you were holding on to louie
he was packing, he was heavy

that plastic handle
just about to break

well then you picked up chloe
she knew y’all were going

she started barking like a tank

i was shocked and i was joking
but i would not be longing

'cos i got
jim and jack and hank

take your string bikinis
your apple martinis

take what’s left there
in the bank

take your flat iron
and your curlers

your sparkling water and that
damn perfume i never liked

take your black mercedes
all that stuff for ladies

to me you’re just a total blank

go on and leave me baby
i don’t need you i got

jim and jack and hank

well now you left screaming
and your tires screeching

that little dog right in your lap

i became a little sad
and i called up my old dad

he said son you just
woke me from my nap

i told him you had left me
he said now son

don’t you hate me
you know exactly what i think

you know you’re better off
you can fish and you can golf

you still got
jim and jack and hank

take your string bikinis
your apple martinis

take what’s left there
in the bank

take your flat iron
and your curlers

your sparkling water and that
damn perfume i never liked

take your black mercedes
all that stuff for ladies

to me you’re just a total blank

go on and leave me baby
i don’t need you i got

jim and jack and hank

so i got out the whiskey
i began to listen

to songs out in my truck
you couldn’t crank

i started feeling empty
then again it hit me

i got jim and jack and hank

take your string bikinis
your apple martinis

take what’s left there
in the bank

take your flat iron
and your curlers

your sparkling water and that
damn perfume i never liked

take your black mercedes
all that stuff for ladies

to me you’re just a total blank

go on and leave me baby
i don’t need you i got

jim and jack and hank

yeah now
go on and leave me baby

i don’t need you i got
jim and jack and hank

oh that’s right
you go ahead

i’ll be a okay

'cos i got jose
captain morgan

not to mention
old george and tammy loretta

merle, willie nelson
big john cash

how 'bout old jimmy buffet
bring him in there

when it’s sun shining

george strait an old friend
can’t forget about hank junior

and all his rowdy friends

i’m gonna clean out

the whole closet baby

oh yeah

goodbye

Details

  • Duration : 4:39
  • Key : E
  • Genre : Country
  • Year released : 2015
  • Language : English

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