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Crazy Rap

In the style of

Afroman

Lyrics

wait a minute man
hey check this out man
there was this blind man right
hey, there was this
blind man right
he was feelin' his way down
the street with this stick right
hey, he walked past this
fish market you know what
i'm sayin' he stopped
he took a deep breath he said
wooh good morning ladies
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you like that shit man
hey man i got
a gang of that shit man
i tell you what
my man on the guitar
hey, you fool on the drums
hey, everybody
just crowd around the mic
i'll tell you all these mutha
fuckin' jokes i got man
but first i'm 'a start it
out like this
hey, help me sing
it homeboy come on
say colt forty
five and two zig zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park
after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
sell tapes from
here to hong kong
so roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll roll the eighty three
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my
cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will
well it was just sundown
in a small white town
they call it eastside palmdale
when the afroman walked
through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on
the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met
a little girl named jan
i let her ride in my caddy
'cos i didn't know
her daddy was the leader
of the klu klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the flo'
fucked so long
i grew a fuckin' afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
'til the shit turned white
i thought to myself
sheba sheba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
i pulled on my clothes
and i was on my way
until her daddy pulled up
in a chevrolet
so i ran and i jumped
out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin'
with a two by four
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mutha fucker whooped
my ass all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudiced dad
that's the best damn
pussy i ever had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm 'a fuck that bitch
just one more time
colt forty
five and two zig zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park
after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
sell tapes from
here to hong kong
so roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll roll the eighty three
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my
cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will
uh, i met this
lady in hollywood
she had green hair but
damn she looked good
i took her to my house
'cos she was fine
but she whipped out a dick
that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from japan
never made love
with an african
i fucked her once
i fucked her twice
i ate that pussy
like shrimp fried rice
don't be amazed
at the stories i tell ya
i met a woman in
the heart of australia
had a big butt
and big titties too
so i hopped in her
ass like a kangaroo
see i met this
woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass
and she said aie
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted
open with hawaiian punch
met colonel sander's wife
in the state of kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret
blend of herbs and spices
colt forty
five and two zig zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park
after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
sell tapes from
here to hong kong
i met dolly parton
in tennessee
her titties were
filled with hennesy
that country music really
drove me crazy
but i rode that ass
and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
i can't wait 'til
i fuck that bitch again
met a real black
girl in south carolina
fucked her 'til she turned
into a white albino
fucked this hooker in iowa
i fucked her on credit
so i owe her
fucked this girl
down in georgia
came in her mouth man
i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy ho
she just ran cross
the border of mexico
fine young thing said
her name's maria
i wrapped her up just
like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married but
i can't afford it
i know i'm gonna cry
when she gets deported
colt forty
five and two zig zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park
after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
sell tapes from
here to hong kong
so roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll roll the eighty three
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my
cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

Details

  • Duration : 5:33
  • Key : Am
  • Genre : R&B/Hip-Hop
  • Year released : 2000
  • Language : English

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