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Dance: Ten, Looks: Three
In the style of
Lyrics
but after a while i caught on
i mean i saw
what they were hiring
i also swiped my
dance card once
after an audition
and on a scale of ten
they gave me
for dance ten
for looks three well
dance ten looks three
and i'm still on unemployment
dancing for my own enjoyment
that ain't it kid that ain't it kid
dance ten looks three
is like to die
left the theater
and called the doctor
for my appointment to buy
t### and a##
bought myself a fancy pair
tightened up the derriere
did the nose with it?
all that goes with it
t### and a##
had the bingo-bongos done
suddenly i'm getting
national tours
t### and a##
won't get you jobs
unless they're yours
didn't cost a fortune neither
didn't hurt my sex life either
flat and sassy
i would get the
strays and losers
beggars really can't
be choosers
that ain't it kid that ain't it kid
fix the chassis
how do you do?
life turned into
an endless medley
of gee it had to be you
why?
t### and a##
where the cupboard
once was bare
now you knock
and someone's there
you have got 'em hey
top to bottom hey
it's a gas
just a dash of silicone
shake your new maracas
and you're fine
t### and a##
can change your life
they sure changed mine
have it all done
honey take my word
grab a cab come on
see the wizard on
park and seventy-thrird for
t### and a##
orchestra and balcony
what they want
is what you see
keep the best of you
do all the rest of you
pits or class
i have never seen it fail
debutante or chorus
girl or wife
t### and a##
yes t### and a##
have changed my life
Details
- Duration : 2:51
- Key : Bbm
- Genre : Showtunes
- Year released : 1975
- Language : English
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